The other night, I'm sitting at Coogan's having some after work beverages (because I am a fake career woman these days) and our conversation was interrupted by a dead-serious rendition of 'If it Makes you Happy'
There is name for misguided people like you . . . Asian.
At least they are kind enough to do it in a private sound proof room.
Ever look in the mirror and think that you are lookin good and skinny these days? Karaoke is a lot like moments like that. You might think you look good, but to everyone else, that shirt does not do anything for your beer gut. You might think you sound like Whitney, but you sound like Bobby.
Karaoke should never ever be taken seriously, or sober. Same goes for funerals...
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